Month: January 2010

Sarah Palin’s drawing Hitler moustaches on the Virgin Mary. And this, from a woman who can shoot moose from her vagina. Please allow the following capitalist to destroy you.

I admit to my potty mouth. Growing up where I did, going to Catholic schools, and being a drunk for most of my first 30 years…well, it affected me. I could say that these things gave me a dirty mind, a love of danger, and a knack for iconoclasm. But…

Fishing the North Platte River under crystalline sky, Molly cast a Royal Coachman on a #8 hook behind a large rock midstream. Immediately, a big trout pulled her rod over, silencing the wind on the sagebrush hills and rocky outcrops where the night before she had heard mountain lions. The…

I lost my breath when I spied the beauty on the pool deck. I was reading my book and didn’t see her show up. When I did see her, she was getting ready to lay out in the sun. In that heat and kids yelling and screaming, she was like…

Lieber Udo, Verzeihst mir meine schreibfauligkeit im letzten. Ich hoffe das dieser brief dich schoen gluecklich befindet. Hier geht’s alle sehr gut. Erste September wurde mein buch, Seldom Seen: A Journey into the Great Plains, veroeffentlicht. Man wuerde sich mal denken dass es eine zeit zu feiern war. Aber ich…