Month: January 2010

Sarah Palin’s drawing Hitler moustaches on the Virgin Mary. And this, from a woman who can shoot moose from her vagina. Please allow the following capitalist to destroy you.

I admit to my potty mouth. Growing up where I did, going to Catholic schools, and being a drunk for most of my first 30 years…well, it affected me. I could say that these things gave me a dirty mind, a love of danger, and a knack for iconoclasm. But…

I lost my breath when I spied the beauty on the pool deck. I was reading my book and didn’t see her show up. When I did see her, she was getting ready to lay out in the sun. In that heat and kids yelling and screaming, she was like…

Lieber Udo, Verzeihst mir meine schreibfauligkeit im letzten. Ich hoffe das dieser brief dich schoen gluecklich befindet. Hier geht’s alle sehr gut. Erste September wurde mein buch, Seldom Seen: A Journey into the Great Plains, veroeffentlicht. Man wuerde sich mal denken dass es eine zeit zu feiern war. Aber ich…

The next generation will be less educated than we are. At least that’s what the American Association of State Colleges and Universities says in a new report that is pretty dismal all the way around. A couple of acquaintances and I were talking about it. The first thing that came…