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Life does not abide what lies beyond the border

Dear Billie, I write this in the spirit in which it is written. Billie, I’m getting killed over here. I have no drive, no energy, no satisfaction, or feeling of being settled. Complaining makes one unseemly to friends and family, I know. But in an atmosphere of constant competition, a…

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Pick up the brush…or not. It’s up to you.

Sugarplum, Hey. I was just thinking of something your boss/colleague at the art gallery said to me once: “Your daughter is so talented. Her work shows such great composition and eye for what’s important in creating a piece. And she incorporates so much understanding of art history.” I don’t know…

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JackassmotherfuckiniPad: How do ya like that?

Billie, Love the time wasting potential of the new device. After a few weeks, the smarting pain of my wife’s nature–and knowing what $700 of iPad, warrantee, and cover can do with interest compounded over the course of 20 years–will fade. At that point, I will consider the iPad a…

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